Jessy17

Hi

that beach looks like Avalon NJ

It's Wildwood NJ

nmu?

Hello c:
i was wondering if you would check out my story.

I know, I know, how dare the f/cker randomly turn up after not uploading for 4 days and not having an excuse.
I actually don't have an excuse, the first three days I couldn't be bothered to upload because well school is ending in a week and it's really hot, yesterday when I went to upload my internet was being a b/tch so here I am.
There is a new chapter up <3 The second last of I met him on omegle and then, of course there is the epilogue.
Uh... one day, my friends and I pretended we were guys and spoke to one of our guy friends. He was incredibly gullible and thought a prostitute was going to come to his house in 20 minutes.
Oii! Guys, in 20 minutes a prostitue is coming to your houses, be nice. K?
Coolios!

Ima tell y'all a funny story, k? It's about one of my friends, so at the end you'll probably think 'the f/ck? Who is she friends with?' So, we'll call my friend Bobette. She once told me that she went down the stairs in her house in a chair... and the other day she told me that she took one of the little fishes out of the fish tank with a spoon and dropped it on the carpet so she tried to scoop it up again... Fail.
I was literally myself when she told me... like HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHNEWCHAPTERSUPVHGCFYUIHJKNABMSVJHGIUIJBKNMBDJHSGYUJBHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
Did anyone read all of that? Bet not cause in there somewhere I told you new chapters up (:
Oh && am I the only one who like balled their eyes out in Breaking Dawn part 2? I was crying so hard... oh my goosshhh!

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I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
I could just do it mean girls style... Don't have because you'll get pregnant and DIE
A new chapters up! <3

Soo, I found something out the other day...
Zoophilia is when you're sexually attracted to animals & Necrophilia is when you're sexually attracted to corpses.
Ew much?
Anyways, new chapter's up! (:

hey my name is Kaitlynn and im writing a story. Please read it and tell me what you think:)

ACAI.BLUBERRY.POMEGRANTE.

Ello lovely! <3
New chapter's up {{read the teaser}}
Uhm... so, I'm like over excited to hear your thoughts on the next chapter BUT I have a test on Friday. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn't have any more though I had no idea. I'm doing an extension exam for Maths... psshhh, watch me FAIL but anyways, I need to study, I only may upload once until Friday.
I was looking at the year 12s in my school && wondering why the f/ck the boys in my grade aren't like that... its like -.- THE HELL! I have this guy friends, who's brother is really sexy and is in year 12 (he looks like a blue eyed version of Chase Crawford) who weighs 55kg. I'm just going to put it out there...
THE HELL?! How can a 17 year old guy weight 55kg?
Goshhh, if we got married, it'd be me carrying him not the other way around O.o YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING!

Slide and slide
and do the butterfly
and dip and dip
and shake my little hip
I want you and you to cheer with me too.
WOOOHOOOO GO TEAM! *dances like a seal*
New chapters up <3

So... I was just browsing the internet and found this: http://www.ashleymadison.com/
I was like... O.o THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
Anywayysss, I hope you enjoy the new chapter I uploaded c:

Hey gorgeous,
How are you, all? I hope you all are feeling amazing.
I uploaded chapter 25 (:
I'm gonna tell you all of a boy group who are on Australian X-factor. The Collective. Look them up, they are the best friggin people in the world. #obsessed.
Thursday was national hit someones a.s day, or so my whole school thought, so Thursday was spent hitting everybody and anybody's butt. Anybody else? *hits all of your butts from behind the computer screen for Thursday*

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Helloo! I was wondering how you got your about me in one column??? thanks!

Did you know that:
1] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee?
2] The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue?
3] Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie?
4] The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet?
5] Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour?
6] A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva?
7] The average person falls asleep in seven minutes?
8] A new chapter's up?

BET YOU DIDN'T.

Hello ;(
Did you just see that winky sad face, yeeep, that's the right there!
So, most people know how OBSESSED I am with cats, well today, I got a dog! It's weird because my whole family are all scared of dogs, so we go and get a German Shepard. It's 9 weeks old and is the cutest thing ever ^.^
I decided to let the puppy rest and come and upload! WOO HOO!
So, chapter 21 is up, while you're reading it, I suggest you listen to Delta Goodroms song, 'wish you were here' it helped me write the chapter (:
BYYEEE