KaitlinJ96

Thank you hair, for finally cooperating into a sock bun.
Too bad its 11 at night and i have nowhere to go.
But thanks.

Anyone else think there should be a Witty Profiles app?

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You can't turn off feisty!

Don't Kanye me or I'll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your Mother.

Girls fall in love with what they hear.
Boys fall in love with what they see.
That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.
                                                                            -Wiz Khalifa

Whenever someone calls me ugly,
I get super sad and give them a hug,
becuase I know how tough it must be to be visually impaired.

Phone: **Battery low** message
Me: OMG i have a friend who loves me and wants to engage in convorsation with mee?! 
*Checks Phone*
Oh..

Teacher: Where were you?

Me: *Points to friend who caused me to stay out of the classroom for an ungodly amount of time even though i reminded him repeatedly that i was going to get in trouble*

Can someone explain the comment points to me?
I dont get it...