Katrhina

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Joined: August 8, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: September 5
user id: 368535
Gender: F

Katrhina's Favorite Quotes

Don't you ever just feel alone? 
 

reasons i want to look GOOD:

-for myself

-for myself

-to plant the seed of envy in other bit.ches' hearts

-for myself
 


Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me:Someone told me to go to hell.
Me:Couldn't find it at first .
Me:But now I'm here.



Wanna hear a joke!

The Broncos at Superbowl 😂







DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY




 

I would be
an awful parent.

My kid would say
“I don’t wanna go to school, I just wanna sleep”
and I’d probably get in bed with them and say
“I feel you”

 

Sister: What's a pedestrian?

Me: Ask mom.

Sister: I can't it sounds dirty.

Me: Fine...YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PEDESTRIAN I EVER SEEN!

Sister: MOM SHE CALLED ME A PEDESTRIAN.

Mom: But you are a pedestrain

Sister: *cries*
You know that quiet girl in class?
Yeah, she goes home and makes fun of all of you on Witty.

Don't you hate it when

When you offer someone food and they say yes


 


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