Kelsie15

Status: I'm such a food whore.
Joined: July 23, 2011
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: September 9
user id: 198555
Location: No current location
Gender: F
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Heey.! (: I'm Kelsie!. I'm 16, sophomore && in track. I am 5'10 and no I don't play volleyball, basketball or anything else simular to hitting and/or dribbling balls. (: I like to draw, sing, && read. Music is my only escape.  I'm addicted to Witty, Instagram, && really anything besides homework, school, && drugs. (; I am a single pringle ♥ I Like meeting new people. So..(: Follow me on: Instagram- Kelsielee15 or kelsieeeleee && Witty. (: I follow back.! :D I also have a Kik messanger- kelsielee16 So don't be afraid to kik me (;
 

Quotes by Kelsie15

How normal girls flirt:
"You're so cute. What's your name?"
How I flirt:
"I have eight cats." *meow*
My dad: We're going to CVS.
Me: But I look bad.
My dad: Okay.
Me: What if I see someone I know?
My dad: I'll just pretend not to know you.
No grandpa....
"Butt dial" and "Booty call"
Are not the same thing.
What if Crazy Steve killed Drake
and Josh and their family,
kidnapped Megan, moved to a
different city, forced her to call
herself Carly, pretended he was her
older brother, and renamed himself to
Spencer?
Imagine how dark we'd

all be if the light from our

laptops could tan us...
*English class*
Teacher: Everyone-
Kid: Else in the room can see it!
Teacher: What?
Kid: Makes you beautiful!!
Teacher: Stop-
Kid: The tape and rewind!! And if you walk away I know I'll fade!!
Teacher: If-
Kid: I'm Louder!! Would you see me!!
Teacher: .......
Kid: ......
Teacher: Get out-
Kid: Get out, get out, get out of my head!!
Teacher: ......

 
The funniest thing about all of this is this kid never talks.
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk
to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some-you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.


If only it was that easy..
Teacher: Where is the place you go to get away from all the drama in your life?
Popular girl: My boyfriends arms.
Teacher: Awww
Class: Awww
World: Awww
Me: My fridge.
Teacher:
Class:
World:
Popular girl:
Me: Awwww.

 
*In Spanish*
Teacher: What does la salud mean in english?
Random kid: Salad.
Teacher: Umm, no.
Me: *sneezes*
Teacher: SALAD!
Me: No thanks. I already ate.
Class: *laughs*

                                                                                                   True story.                                     

 
*Babysitting Peyton*
Me: Peyton, can I change your diaper?
Peyton: No, can I poke your eye?

                              Hmmm.