LanaBanana16

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Joined: June 29, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 364689
Gender: F
I'm Lana, but most everybody calls me, "Nanners" because of the nickname, "Lana Banana" I inherited in the third grade.
I absolutely love my family and my German Shepherd, Micky.
I came here to vent and to help others out with their problems :)

Quotes by LanaBanana16

A very important day is coming up...
    It's sad, but important.

I'm worried for her...
    July is never a good month for her after summer 2010.

Will she cut again?
   Will she shut down again?

         Will she try to commit suicide again?

I'm worried. I love my cousin with all of my heart.... 

What should I do to make sure she's okay without smothering her?
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worried


No matter what anyone says about her...
         she is still the strongest, most beautiful soul I know,
                          And no one can ever change that.
           
               I'm honored to call her my best friend.


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amazing
I have a friend who's been married for about three years.

Her and her husband have been trying so hard to have a baby with no luck.

She just called me and told me she's pregnant....

And that if it's a girl, she'll name it after me! 

There might be a mini Nanners runnin' around soon :)
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happy
I do believe that to "unfollow" people I need to push the "unfollow button"...


What the heck?! I'm not pushing it...


I told my mom the internet wouldn't like me if I abandoned it last night....

She just never listens :l
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weirdcomputer
Just another phone call with my cousin...

Silence...
Me: I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.

Sam: Are we quoting Finding Nemo?

Me: Yuuup.
.....
Sam: Hello, my name is Bruce.

Me: 'Ello, Bruce.
.....
Sam: I think we should try to get lives sometime, soon too.

Me: Where's the fun in that?

Sam: Point taken.
 
 
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random



Mom: Lan, get offa the computer!!
Me: But moOOOOoooom!
Mom: No buts! Go. To. Bed!
Me: But the internet needs me! If I leave now I'm betraying it's trust and it may take years to gain it back.
Mom: Well then. The internet should go see a therapist for its deep emotional and psychological problems and you should GO TO BED. Now, young lady.
Me: Yes, mom.
Me: *after she leaves* I'm so sorry, honey, I'll make this up to you later. Mom just doesn't understand.
Mom: I better not be hearing talking! Butt. Bed. Now.
Me: Ugh... yes, mother. Yeesh.




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internet
"Why is it always the number 16?" someone asked me.

I replied, "Because, 16 is her lucky number."

"Why don't you ever use your lucky number?" was his response.

I countered with,
           "Because she needs all of the luck she can get right now."

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Cousins...

Because there's really noone else to throw ice cream at in the middle of a resturaunt...

She was a sticky mess, but I know she still loves me anyways :)
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funny
I don't understand why people have to be abusive when in a relationship...
Go punch a wall, not your girlfriend.
I'm so sick of some guys thinking it's okay to hit women...
Like, seriously?
You obviously need to get your priorities straight.
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singleandokay

A friend showed me Witty... 

And let me just say...
I think I've found my kind of people

:)
 
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awesome