LandonIsWitty

Status: I just really want to see monsters university idk
Joined: June 18, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 309705
Location: My house. Always.
Gender: M


This is unimportant. Go read my quotes. Peace out girl scout.

Quotes by LandonIsWitty





Girls fall for the wrong guys,
Usually because the wrong guys
Say all the right things




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Cat: You have to stay on a leash. Ha!
Dog: They don't put you on a leash because they want you to run away.
Cat: ...







If eve doomed the entire human race for an apple..

What would she do for a klondike bar?




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Starbucks really isn't that expensive,
When you consider what Victoria's Secret charges per cup..



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It seems like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters,
And make fun of our ex's, oh ohh.

It seems like a perfect night for breakfast at midnight,
To fall in love with strangers, oh ohh.

We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.
It's miserable and magical, ohh yeah.




my friend has been singing this all day. It's actually good though? hahaha!

It's sort of funny,

How quickly you can go from having eveything with someone..

To barely even being able to look at each other.
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If you have a problem with me, text me about it.

And if you don't have my number,

you don't know me enough

to have a problem

wth me.


 




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I'm still alive, but I'm barely breathing.

 
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The eighth deadly sin should be
having an awesome username but never going on your account.



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And I won't give up on us, even if the skies get rough.


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