LaurynM

Status: COUNTING DOWN UNTIL SCHOOL
Joined: October 16, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 227922
Location: Earth
Gender: F
Dreamer. Dog lover. Food addict. Picture fanatic.

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Yeah, so this really hot guy said "hi" to me today
I was like:

OMG WE BOTH BREATHE AIR AND LIVE IN AMERICA WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON LET US WALK TO THE NEAREST CHURCH AND GET MARRIED SCREW WEDDING DRESSES WE ARE GETTING MARRIED NOW AND WE WILL LIVE TOGETHER WITH TWO BEAUTIFIUL CHILDREN AND A BIG HOUSE           BECAUSE WE ARE OBVIOUSLY 

PERFECT FOR EACHOTHER.
 

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"NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE"


FALSE.  
NOTHING AND ORANGE DON'T RHYME.

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 DEAR
PERSON
WHO
WROTE
" JOCKED "
ON  MY  QUOTE :

I'M SORRY I COULDN'T REPLY SOONER-
I WAS BUSY TRYING TO FIND THE SH*T THAT I DID NOT GIVE
 t e v e r
We'll still love each other, forever and always.
  
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There are TWO rules for success.

1: Never tell everything  you know
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Me: I think I'm going to start eating healthy...
Ice Cream: lol no
Cookies: lol no
Potato Chips: lol no
Nutella: b*tch please
Cake: lol no
Brownies: lol no
Hamburgers: lol no
Taco: lol no
Chicken Nuggets: lol no
French Fries: you kiddin bro?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *nom nom nom*
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How to tell if you are a 90's kid
-Out of the six lines below, make a letter.




l  l  l

l  l  l
    



 
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The quote below me is true.
 

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The quote above me is false



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                                him: *walks into room*
                                me: GET OUT, GET OUT, GET OUT OF MY HEAD
                                him: Oh, i've heard that on the ra-
                                me: AND FALL INTO MY BED INSTEAD
                                him: What?
                                me: 
                                him:
                                me:
                                him: 
                                me: I'm sorry, did I miss something?

 
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If your gonna be a bully to someone
.
Apologize to their parents, for being the reason their kid isn't there tomorrow.
Apologize to their friends, who will be sitting in their room crying wondering why they had to lose a friend.
Apologize to yourself, you wanted to impress people so bad but now you have
murder on your hands.

Do you really want to bully someone now?


Fave and repost to prove that you're AGAINST bullying.

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