MasonHoward

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I gave my friend gluestick instead of lipstick..

She wont talk to me:(

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Girl: Dad I'm hungry

Dad: Well hi hungry!

Girl: I'm serious!

Dad: I thought your name was hungry?

Girl: You're kidding

Dad: No I'm Dad :3

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‎4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
No 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle.
No 4 came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about. They told him they were talking about how successfull their sons became and ask him about his son.
He said his son is gay and is a stripper at a gay bar. Other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful.
O no said the father, he is doing good. Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriend....

That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and your friend goes for a hug....