Mischief_Managed_

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Joined: June 17, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 363393
Gender: F



Quotes by Mischief_Managed_

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I
show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
cyberbully: Transfer your lunch money to my paypal, nerd.
Old McDonald had a multi-million dollar fast food chain, ee i ee i oh.
I fogot that most people are asleep at 4am.
I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
My goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but danm we should’ve’ girl.
OMG I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SPEAKING TO YOUR PLANTS ONLY HELPS BECAUSE YOU’RE BREATHING CARBON DIOXIDE ONTO IT OMG I HAVE THOUGHT THAT TALKING TO THEM  JUST KINDA WORKED BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING NICE AND ENCOURAGED THEM AND SUPPORTED THEM EMOTIONALLY.
*Drops out of school like it's hot*
I'm gonna become president and make a law that anyone
who commits a crime will be forced to have a reverse mohawk.
“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as
I churn my own butter and marry my cousin.
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