Popcornmuppet

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Joined: July 2, 2012
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HI IM ISABELLA!! :3 I POST RANDOM WITTIES!!! :D IF YOU THINK ONE OF THE JOKES I SAY IS MEAN TELL ME ( IN  A NICE WAY PLEASE) COZ I MEAN NO HARM THEY ARE JOKES NOT TARGETED AT ANYONE :) FOLLOWERS OF ME ARE AWESOME AND MUCH APPRECTIATED :D  THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO FAV OR ARE FOLLOWERS OF MY WITTIES :P  I WILL ALSO DO FOLLOW FOR FOLLOW :3                                ~Popcornmuppet

Quotes by Popcornmuppet

Sometimes when I'm alone...

I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I'm a slug... 




I found this as a comment on this youtube video lol
You can drink a drink,
 
   
    But you can't food a food...
Knowledge is  knowing that a tomato is a fruit,

Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad... 


                                                                       



                                                                        nmq

CONGRATS YOU GAINED NOTHING :D!


highlight the section above and win :D yay!
     Those few teachers 


                               Who you can actualy tell a joke to

Ever on and on I continue circling
With nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony
Till slowly I forget and my heart starts vanishing
And suddenly I see that I can't break free -- I'm
Slipping through the cracks of a dark eternity
With nothing but my pain and the paralyzing agony
To tell me who I am , who I was
Uncertainty enveloping my mind 
Till I can't break free , and
Maybe It's a dream ; maybe nothing else is real
But it wouldn't mean a thing if I told you how I feel
So I'm tired of all the pain , of the misery inside
And I wish that I could live feeling nothing but the night
You can tell me what to say; you can tell me where to go
But I doubt that I would care , and my heart would never know
If I make another move there'll be no more turning back
Because everything will change , and it all will fade to black
Will tomorrow ever come? Will I make it through the night?
Will there ever be a place for the broken in the light ?
Am I hurt ? Am I sad ? Should I stay, or should I go ?
I've forgotten how to tell did I ever even know ?
Can I take another step? I've done everything I can
All the people that I see I will never understand
If I find a way to change, if I step into the light

Then I'll never be the same, and it all will fade to white




( I didnt make any of this its the lyrics from bad apple search it up its a great song)

That moment when,

some car is following you for like half the car trip
Why do websites/companys write a terms and conditions page?

They do know that no-one reads them..... right?
I've never actualy seen a      

bully steal


a nerds lunch money....
People, facebook isnt a diary...

Its not there for you to b*tch about your life!