PrettyXPrincess
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Pick up lines #7
Boy: Can I take a picture of you?
Girl: Err, why?
Boy: So I can show Santa what I want for
Christmas.
Hairdresser: All done! What do you think?
Me: Thanks, it looks great.
Mind: WTF have you done with my hair?!
All the time...
A guy broke into my house last week.
He didn't steal the TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick Basta*d.
Format by Sandrasaurus
That moment when you realise
that the pen you're chewing is not yours.
*Horror logic*
Driver: *Sees creepy lady on the side of the road*
Creepy lady: Give me a ride.
Driver: Sure, it's not like you look like you
have the potential to kill me and dump
me on the side of the road...
*Couples on wedding night*
Husband: Finally, I've been waiting for this
so long.
Wife: Do you ever want to leave me?
Husband: No! I don't even want to think about
it.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course, very much!
Wife: Do you want to cheat on me?
Husband: No, why would you even ask me that?
Wife: Do you want to get intimate with me?
Husband: Every time I get the chance.
Wife: Would you ever hit me?
Husband: Are you kidding me? Hell no.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yes, darling.
Wife: Sweetheart!
*After 10 years* Read back to front.
1. Crying babies.
2. Kids who kick your chair.
3. Creepy smiles of the cabin crew.
4. Miniscule toilets.
5. 1 hour safety demonstrations.
2:00am: *WITTY, WITTY, WITTY*
I'll go to sleep at 3:00am.
4:00am: *WITTY, WITTY, WITTY*
Why are the birds chirping?
5:00am: *WITTY, WITTY, WITTY*
Might as well pull an all nighter.
In Spanish class: *Snores*
^^ A sad life of a Witty addict.
*Reading a sad book*
Me: *Starts crying*
Mum: *Comes in*
Why are you
crying?
Me: *Blubbers*
This
book.
Mum: Are you on your period or something?
^^ She is so
caring <3