She

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Joined: February 23, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
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a dream is a wish
 ♥          your heart makes, when you're fast asleep.
Hello there. I'm Jessica; I go by Jess or Jessie. I'm 18. Straight and single. I come from England. I don't really have much to say.

< this is me.

 

Quotes by She

Murderer: I am going to kill you
Man: NO PLEASE DON'T I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
Murderer: Oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day
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girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
me:
me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, and i'm right handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face


 
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Me: hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
 
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mum: go outside
me: *dying whale sound* 

 
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musicians: stop illegally downloading our music we're broke
kids:  but we're broke too
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Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english
Cop: What happened here!
Me: No hablo ingles!
Cop: Oh que paso?
Me: Run!
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mum: you do nothing all day
me: i convert oxygen to carboon dioxide
me: i regenerate cells
me: i transmit nerve signals to my brain 
me  i digest food 
me: how is that nothing


 
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I’m the girl who tries to be nice to everyone then gets taken advantage of. I’m the girl who tries to look pretty and it’s never good enough. I’m the girl who acts like she’s happy then goes home and wishes to be gone. I’m the girl who takes harsh words, act like they’re nothing, then goes home and cries. I’m the girl who tries to get her point across and could never find the right words. I’m the girl who has more depth to her than everyone thinks. I’m the girl who hides from the harsh eyes. I’m the girl who wouldn’t care if you gave me a stupid gift as long as you thought of me. I’m the girl who hopes that someone will finally understand. I’m the girl who gets happy over the little things. I’m the girl that people misinterpret.

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inspirational

*playing video game*

someone: hey

*10 minutes later*

me: I DIED BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING


 
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Sl*t: oomg thiis dude is suuch a dii*ck beecause he tild mee he loveed me instead of askiing to f*ck me ! i'm breakiing uup with hiim tomorroow becauuse yoloo ;*
Me:
Sl*t: omfg we brooke uup , i'm soo saad now . hee was everythiing to me . i waanna kill myseelf now :' (
Me:
Sl*t: in a neew relatiionshiip right noow . i think hee's the one . :' )
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: do you forget your brain at home everyday or do you just not have one?


 
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