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Soccerfata
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Living life to the fullest. So grateful <3
Joined:
November 11, 2011
Last Seen:
1 decade
user id:
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Location:
United States
Gender:
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My friend David got his ID stolen, so now I just call him Dav...
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Kissing burns 5 calories per minute? No wonder I'm fat...
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Me: "What if there was no google?"
Friend: "I don't know, google it."
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If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out.
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If I were a waitress,
I would plant fake engagement rings in every girl's
champagne glass, just to see their boyfriends reaction.
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And someone starts looking at you
But you can't stop yawning,
So for about 10 seconds you're just like,
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Friend: "Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you!"
Me: "Yea... well so is a grenade..."
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..Wait, I think it's over.
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*Hiccup*
Dang it!
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Ordering a pizza 15 minutes before 12:00 on New Years Eve then when the pizza arrives be all like " I ordered that pizza last year... "
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