Toronto Maple Chokes*

Status: Lights is a fucking babe (props to Witty for uncensoring)
Joined: October 15, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 3
user id: 334761
Location: plz stalk me
Gender: M

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Sup brahs (mainly sisters)? I like to address you guys as dude so I don't feel about being a 20 year old university student male. Fancy formats are for losers (or smart people, your call). The name's Alex and I'll be 20 in December. I don't give out personal info upon request because I have to appear 'professional'... or something. Thus, I keep Wittyprofiles separate from my real life and try and make myself unrecognizable from my real life social media. Real life social media. . You guys know what I mean. In other words, I won't give out personal unless I so wish to.

The Maple Leafs are just terrible. Shut up Neon. TURRIBLE.

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NEON21 1 decade ago

yum

NEON21 1 decade ago

wow if u dropped your phone is a fking toilet again i swear to god ill skin ur phone and eat the particals

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

so is tht fill kessul guy

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

It's not christmas anymore, change your name, h0e

angela* 1 decade ago

Helloo c:

BlameItOnPaige 1 decade ago

omgz i miss you. connor is the biggest di.khole of all time, lololol. you're not answering on skype. I feel so bad for you living with danny, the guys a slob. haha. i miss you, plz respond on skype

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

danny is the worst, and he uninstalled my Skype. I mean hes like a brother to me BUT HE F.KING DRIVES ME CRAZY. I have to reinstall it -,-. I am making a new facebook page *AS WE TYPE*

and holy sh.t I miss you

BlameItOnPaige 1 decade ago

Thats such a Danny thing to do. and btw the leafs are so so lucky the sens are playing so much better. i need the leafs to lose for tampa thxs

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

haha I know Anderson is sh.tty though. we take em any way they come. and I thought u loved me

BlameItOnPaige 1 decade ago

lehner is so gud. i was talking to taylor aka bailey the other day and she started screaming LEHNER TEAM FOR LYFE on skype. it was so perfect.

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Happy birthday, wh0re

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

hai wh0rer, hows ur day goin??? it feels good man, being 19. i feel likeeee a maaaaaaaan

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Ew ur liek soooo old

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

i pedo omgomgomgomg I AM GETTING 2 PEDO AGE WTF???????????

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

ewwwwwwwwwwwy I'm getting a job uh ew

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

working suxs i h8 hard work!

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I hate anything that I need to get out of bed for

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

my brain is an . I have to get up at 6am and Im in bed and its like: TEEHEE U HAVE TO GET UP EARLY I WONT LET YOU! LOLOLOL

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Ha I don't have to get up til 9:50

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

wtf is ur job

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I meant for school. I ain't got no job yet

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I'm not sending you presents

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

Not even a virtual hugz? DAT LOW BLOW

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

eww but ur a boi and boiz have cootiez

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

online coootiez r da worse girls get it from tlking with frindss! c u on da playground!!

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

ewwwwwwww cooties! ewwwwwwww leaving the house!

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Nope, I caaannn'tttt. Buuuuut, you aren't the best. I am

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

yeah. no need to call her fake

cuddle 1 decade ago

Actually this is me.
Check my facebook would you?
And what if that person is using my picture?, no need to call me a fake....

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

naw u tawt me 2 tlk lyke uh gansta

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

u spek bad gansta grammer i tech u

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

how rude

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

YOURE RUDE2URSELF

U HVE2 LERN2 LUV URSEEELF

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

i luv myself more then any1

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

I KNOW DAT FEEELING
Also Giroux is gonna get traded, I can feel it
http://toomanymenonthesite.com/2013/11/08/philadelphia-flyers-team-meeting-neededgiroux-walks/

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

the hockey gods are finally answering my prayers..

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

DAT LOW BLOW

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

The first sentence of that article is perfect though holy sht

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

loosing faith u bndwagon i sta by my leafs thrugh thick AND thiiiin

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Okay you can talk like a normal person now

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

whats normal tho? I am GOAT

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

You wish

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

letz not 4get h8ers mke me famous
respect ur elders
arent u like 13?

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

lawl no I'm obviously thirteen and three quarters duh.

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

oh my gawd i feel old :((((
I wnna fel young tell me about ur social problems in midle school

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I'm 14, bruh. I'm in high school, thank you very much.

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

grade 9 and 8= same thing imo

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Okay then. Wellll no social life=no social problems

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I thought your sweatshirt said nothing is better than me and I started laughing because you would totally say that :D

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

oh em gee hay

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

who is that girl in your profile?
i am lke a guy and waaay hotter when i take selfies

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

you probably don't even take selfies heh

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

LETS BET

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I'm not making bets with you. Noo waaayyy

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Yeeaah so uhm the flyers suck and I'm gonna move to Toronto now..
See ya in a couple hours.

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

sound good. plz don't trash my city

you lose faith so quickly. BANDWAAAAAGON 4LYFE

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

no promises (:
IF YOU WERE FROM PHILLY YOU WOULD'VE LOST FAITH ALREADY TOO

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

what about us in toronto? WE SUFFERED THROUGH THAT SH.T SINCE 1967

#GoLeafs #TheTimeIsNow

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

YOU'RE STILL BETTER THAN THE FLYERS!

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Hahahah no.
Oh right, you wouldn't know because you listen to sht music (:
It's a song. By Aerosmith bro.
Jay Gatsby is my husband

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

he was born in lke 1900.
hes a bit too old for you just saying
so is giroux

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Nah.
I don't even like Giroux that much tbh. I think he's overrated.

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

explains your username tbh

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

obviously.
I couldn't think of anything else soooo whatever

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

http://rexipan.tumblr.com/post/63175457316
I just saw this on tumblr :D

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

b-but...
What if Esteban Julio Montoya De La Rosa Ramírez is my name?

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Well..........then you gotta tell Tuukka. (:

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

guess what team had to hire a new coach is one of the worse teams in the league?\

FLYERS FLYERS YEAH!

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

guess what team traded a really good goalie?

MAPLE LEAFS MAPLE LEAFS YEAH!

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

dk what you're talking about.
we have 2 world class goalies.

YOU TRADED A VEZINA WINNING GOALIE FOR A DRAFT PICK
*clap clap*

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Tim Thomas was awful oh my god. They changed goalies half way through the 1st period. It was great

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

SHUT UP.
FLYERS WON BTCH. I'M THEIR LUCKY CHARM. I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A GAME THEY LOST. GO GET ME SEASON TICKETS

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

SHUT UP

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

your team is in Craig B00bies' hands.... i mean Craig Berube

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

why do you hate me. shut up

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

I used to be obsessed with that song oh my god

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Who's that weirdo on your profile? I'm hotter

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

this is false. i heard that guy in my profile is a cutie

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Well true. But I'm still hotter and he's still a weirdo

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

yeah like who the hell listens to Hanni El Khatib?

Almost as bad as listening to Taylor Swift

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

Shut up.
I hurt a drunk guy earlier. And I'm still really mad. And I just want to hit something

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ZBrmkJ_-s

Listen to the whole thing, then replay it

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

NO THANK YOU.
Dubstep is sht

Toronto Maple Chokes* 1 decade ago

WHY U HEEF 2 BE MAD??

ITS ONLY A GAME

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

why you heff to be mad bruh

ocean pixie* 1 decade ago

shhhh go away. You're welcome for all the comments.