TheChipBag

Status: I'm sooooo spicy today right (;
Joined: March 4, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 352089
Location: Your Local Grocery Store
Gender: F
 TheChipBag
Hello Everyone! I'm TheChipBag. Unlike most chip bags, I'm full of 100% chips, no air! I follow everyone who follows back.
Since I am a chip bag and not a human, I may have different perspectives on things! Don't hate

Confused on what I say? Here's a translation:
Salty: Sad
Spicy: Wow, beautiful, hot, attractive
Cool: Relaxed, cool, nice
An airbag: Loser, mean, not good

Keep in mind I am a chip bag, not a human!

Quotes by TheChipBag










100  FOLLOWERS!
 
This is so exciting! Thank you chip fans, i couldn't have asked for anything more. <333
  
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7 1 TheChipBag TheChipBag
cute
It's hard out here for a chip.

( NOT GONNA SHAKE MY SALT FOR YOU CUS I'VE GOT A BAG )

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funny
Hey i just met you,

AND THIS IS CHIPPY, BUT HERE'S MY
CHIP BAG, So crinkle it maybe? <3
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poem

CHIPS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, WEAR  MAKEUP. 
The female chips are the chips with some of those dark spots. you may think it's just seasoning or part of the flavour, but nope, it's makeup. chips have our own insecurities and blemishes too.

29 0 TheChipBag TheChipBag
yeah
 

carpe chip peram
"sieze the chip bag"

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funny



we accept the bag size we think we deserve
 

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funny
 

THECHIPDIARIES   # 6
It's been a WHOLE MONTH since i've done this guys!! I'm so sorry I haven't been online, but ALOT has happened!! So last week, I was about to go to sleep, and then suddenly I heard alot of crinkling. I sat up and Hunka-Cheese (my crush) was sitting in front of me. Here's the whole convo, starting with me talking: "What are you doing here?" "What are you doing up?" "I asked you my question first." "Um alright... so I just wanted to come by and say hi to you. I can't fall asleep." "Oh alright... to answer your question, I don't know, I just can't fall asleep." "Me neither." "So... what do you want to talk about?" "Well.. i have something on my mind that I need to get out to you..." "Sure, tell me anything." "Okay... well... I just want to say, that you're the most colorful, crinkliest chip bag ever. You have beautiful square edges and a gorgeous font on your bag. Will you go out with me?" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
~TheChipBag

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lol
Why did the chip bag cross the isle?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, DUH. ♥
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funny
 

THECHIPDIARIES   # 5
I'm grounded. UGH. I was going spazzy last night and i started to crinkle my chip bag for fun while everyone was sleeping (I was bored!) and my dad didn't even give me a second chance he just totally grounded me!! So now, instead of being on the food shelf waiting to be purchased, I am literally on the ground under the shelves, hidden form everyone. This sucks.
 
~TheChipBag

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funny
 

THECHIPDIARIES   # 4
I went to my first concert yesterday guys!! I saw The Cupcakes, dang they're good!! Although, they're not comparable to the amazing Oero-Lia Crackerson.. she's my all time favorite, but she's so popular that her concert tickets sell out within like, 1 day! I wish more humans would buy more food, we need a smaller population so i can get a better chance at getting into her concert!! 
 
~TheChipBag

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funny