TylerLumberjack

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Joined: May 23, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 360882
Gender: M
"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives." "When one door closes, another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us." Feelings change, but memories don't. I enjoy playing music, specifically the Guitar, and I am trying to learn how to play the Piano. It's just what I do. I'm me, my name is Tyler. 18 years of age and I'm still going.
  My sister and I:)
 

 

TylerLumberjack's Favorite Quotes

greetings all wittuhprofalzers

There was once a forest! And in that forest was a man who was vurry skinneh.
One day his daughter drew a stick figure of the man and said, "look DADDIO, this is you! It looks just like you!"
The man looked and began to cry, as he had self-image issues and couldn't handle the obvious criticism.
Then some freak came a'walkin by them. The man said, "you can have this little girl. She's evil. But be warned, she's a meanin."
The freak said no.
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Taylor Swift's song "We are never getting back together" 

is actually about her legs. 



 

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"You're tacky and I hate you."


 
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Witty Profiles is more fun with friends. Tell your friends about Witty. Come on. Tell them. It'll ruin your life.




 
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When an ad starts playing music
in one of my browser tabs...


Me: I will find you. 

Me: And I will kill you.

 

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When I die, I want
 my ashes scattered across the Internet.

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These
are
really
freaking
annoying.
<3Look at the top left corner for a surprise. :)
(nmf)
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I hate how Wittians claim to 
stay up all night on Witty and then
once night time comes, only like, 
5 other people are online, 
including me. It's a sad life we lead...
 
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Turtle: Nothing is slower than me.
Snail: You sure?
Internet Explorer: B/tch please.




 Follow me. :) 


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Kanye West is the Kanye Best.

Better than the Kanye Rest.

This is no Kanye Jest.

We are all Kanye Blessed.

I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.


Why is this even happening?


You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.




 Follow me. :) 


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