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Joined: August 31, 2012
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Birthday: January 7
user id: 328534
Location: London
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1 in 4 people are terrible at Mathematics.

I'm one of the two that isn't. 

Girl: How was your lunch?
Guy: How was your lunch?
Girl: No I'm asking you.
Guy: No I'm asking you.
Girl: Are you copying me??
Guy: Are you copying me??
Girl: Let's go shopping!
Guy: Lunch was nice.

I tend to text when I drive.

I know it's reckless, but I do dumb things when I'm drunk.

Did you know that if you read the bible backwards...

You're still a gullible idiot.

Midgets apparently find it patronising if you pat them on the head more than five times.

Casual, but fun and casual butt fun are two completely different ideas of a fun night.

I did a remake of 127 Hours.

It's basically me with my hand stuck in a can of pringles.

I don't know why people always think the Mona Lisa is Leonardo Da Vinci's best work.
I mean, he was amazing in The Titanic.

Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses? 
Me: Spiders 
Him: No, I mean… 
Me: Sharks
Him: I don’t think y…
Me: Probably evil dragons
Him: …
Me: Focusing.

I could be a caring person, but I hear the operation is expensive.