WeAreTheBoys

Status: Get ready to rumble.
Joined: August 31, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: January 7
user id: 328534
Location: London
Gender: M



If I told you I was a liar would you believe me?


 


 
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1 in 4 people are terrible at Mathematics.

I'm one of the two that isn't. 


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Girl: How was your lunch?
Guy: How was your lunch?
Girl: No I'm asking you.
Guy: No I'm asking you.
Girl: Are you copying me??
Guy: Are you copying me??
Girl: Let's go shopping!
Guy: Lunch was nice.



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copycat

I tend to text when I drive.

I know it's reckless, but I do dumb things when I'm drunk.


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theguinnessgetsthebetterofme

Did you know that if you read the bible backwards...

You're still a gullible idiot.


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inb4religiouspeoplehate

Midgets apparently find it patronising if you pat them on the head more than five times.


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itsasmallworld

Casual, but fun and casual butt fun are two completely different ideas of a fun night.


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bumbadeebumbum

I did a remake of 127 Hours.

It's basically me with my hand stuck in a can of pringles.


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whatisthebestflavour

I don't know why people always think the Mona Lisa is Leonardo Da Vinci's best work.
　
I mean, he was amazing in The Titanic.


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doyouwanttoseemytitanic

Interviewer: Do you have any weaknesses? 
Me: Spiders 
Him: No, I mean… 
Me: Sharks
Him: I don’t think y…
Me: Probably evil dragons
Him: …
Me: Focusing.


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ionlyfocusonmywiener

I could be a caring person, but I hear the operation is expensive.


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andidontwannawastemymoney