WhoThatGirl

Status: I have no social life
Joined: August 9, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: March 21
user id: 323797
Location: The Internet
Gender: F




The quick brown fox
jumps over the lazy dog


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WhoThatGirl's Favorite Quotes





hey there delilah what's it like
in new york city i'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a comera in your room
i'm watching you.



 
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Honestly the only reason I want to grow my hair long is so that I can cover my boobs with it just like the mermaids in Peter Pan did.
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life's big question: are you really that attractive
or is your selfie game just strong





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kids with broken legs don't have
to do PE but kinds with social
anxiety still have to do public
speaking.
isn't there a problem there?



 
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i can't believe this,
i thought that what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you're a "waiter" and you're just "doing your job"



 
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up until the age of three my mom
took me to countless doctors and got me checked out a billion times because she thought i wasn't speaking but it turned out that i was just ignoring everyone unless food/toys/things i wanted were involved. nothing has changed tbh



 
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last year this kid had some water
damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."



 
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i was never jealous of barbies
body. i was jealous of all the sht she had and that fcking mansion and her pimp a.ss car and her hot boyfriend



 
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i have to use the oxford comma because if i don't use it i'll end up writing something like "i bought eggs, milk and sugar" which makes me sound like i'm telling a bowl of milk and sugar all about my shopping adventures instead of listing what i purchased.

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so i went on a roadtrip with my friends and:


- we went to see Frozen in a small town movie theater that had mismatched couches instead of chairs and also the little paper tickets that say "admit one" on them

- we drank 21 litres of iced tea and 12 litres of iced coffee between us 

- the guy at subway gave me seven free cookies. shoutout to the guy at subway. i ate all the cookies and a 12 inch sub so i think he stopped thinking i was hot at that point but it was glorious

- we all bought snapbacks and at one point i was wearing 5 snapbacks at once and that had to be the moment when i ran into our principal

- he looked at me and nodded then literally backed away

- there was a sign in the middle of nowhere that said "santa is dead and the reindeer have taken over." 

- ???????????????????????? what

- i might have purchased all the guys underwear that said "YOLO" on the waistband and confiscated all their other underwear so they had to wear them

- when i say might have i mean that that's exactly what happened and i've never been prouder of myself

- we witnessed an old man vault over a fence into private property to pick a bunch of flowers for his wife :))))

- ONE OF US GOT STUCK IN A WINDOW

- NO IT WASNT ME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

- one of my friends got very tired and fell asleep wearing only his YOLO underwear, one sock and a floral bonnet

- i was dared to go a week without coffee and i made it four days before i gave in and drank three consecutive cups within half an hour

- we wrote Hannibal fanfiction in the car i love my friends so much


i don't know i just wanted to share that stuff because it was great and i want to remember it forever :) 
 

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