10 things you MUST do in an elevator! 1) Stand silent and
motionless in the corner without getting off 2) Greet everyone
with a handshake and ask her/him to call you Admiral 3) MEOW
occasionally 4) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then
announce in horror "you're one of them!" And back away slowly 5)
Say DING at each floor 6) Make explosion noises when someone
presses the buttons 7) Draw a little square on the floor with
chalk then announce to the person "this is my personal space" 8)
When there's only one person in the elevator tap them on the
shoulder and pretend it wasn't you 9) Drop a pen and wait until
someone goes to pick it up then scream "that's mine!" 10) Call
out "group hug!" Then enforce it.