alisonDB21

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Joined: June 1, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: August 21
user id: 304701
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Gender: F

Quotes by alisonDB21


i like to say 'excuse me' when i'm like 7 ft away from someone just to 
let them know in advance to get the hell out of my way


 
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All the world is made of faith, trust, and pizza crust.



 
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I put the ate in chocolate



 
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Me: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
My friend: What?
Me: It becomes daytrogen.
Her: I'm going to bed.
Me: Good nitrogen.
Me: Sleep tightrogen.
Me: Don't let the bed bugs bitrogen.

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Cereal for breakfast. Cereal for lunch.
Sort of fitting since I'm still in my pajamas.

 
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I get to go to Chicago!!
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chicago

Does anyone else get a really
dirty image in their head
when seeing someone use
a shakeweight?
 
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PROCRASINATORS UNITE...











Tomorrow.

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procrastination


A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-ELEMENO-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z

 
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elemeno


sometimes, when i'm eating,
and my dogs run over to me
and start begging for food
i like to just stare them straight
in their eyes until i'm done eating.
 

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