alisonDB21

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Joined: June 1, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: August 21
user id: 304701
Location: Sweet Home Alabama
Gender: F

Quotes by alisonDB21




i used to be shy
now i'm just socially awkward


 
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iTunes has it all wrong,




 

the hottest single of the year is me.

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How to be happy:

 
1. Drink 1lt. water.
2. Wait till you want to pee.
3. Wait another two hours.
4. Pee










 
It works!
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"Nobody ever listens to me."
-Yellow Traffic Light


 
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My friend: What's your least favorite race? Black or...?
Me: Human.
Her: *laughs*
Me: ...
Her: *Still laughing*
Me: It's funny, 'cause you thought I was kidding..
Her: ...

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"Swag swag swag on you, chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue"
has to be just about the stupidest lyrics I've ever heard.



 
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"Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you'll land among the stars"


No.
Because if you don't land on the moon, you're not gonna land anywhere, you're gonna fall to your death.
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Michael Jackson and Voldemort
would make a hot couple.
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Guns don't kill people, people kill people
(But guns make it much easier)









Please don't take offense to this.

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IF GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE




DOES THAT MEAN THAT TOASTERS DON'T TOAST TOAST,
TOAST TOAST TOAST
 

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