asianmayonnaise
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Joined: January 3, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 344881
Gender: F
Joined: January 3, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 344881
Gender: F
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{+} music | Three Days Grace | Breaking Benjamin | A Day to Remember | Story of the Year | Bullet For My Valentine | There For Tomorrow | Mayday Parade | Coldplay | The Glitch Mob | Justin Bieber | Demi Lovato | the Internet | winter | snow | thunderstorms | rainy days | clothes | shopping | Converse | TLC | elephants | cats | dogs | being alone | doodling | drawing | stuffed animals | bubble baths | sleeping | baking | sweatpants | Eeyore☺ | night time | Christmas time | swimming | the beach
{-} bullies | rude people | gym class | gym teachers | competitive people | annoying people | waking up early | know-it-alls | running | homework | people | going out in public | talking to people
{-} bullies | rude people | gym class | gym teachers | competitive people | annoying people | waking up early | know-it-alls | running | homework | people | going out in public | talking to people
Quotes by asianmayonnaise
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you are just in love with drinking water
Having 3 friends is a lot of work
when people compliment
me
it's like wow
are you being for real
like bless you and your family
i hope all your dreams come true
amen
it's like wow
are you being for real
like bless you and your family
i hope all your dreams come true
amen
Me: *Looks at pictures from 6th grade*
Me: *Jumps out window*
Me: *Jumps out window*
There was this one
time when I accidentally typed in
"witty.com" instead of "wittyprofiles.com"
and it took me to some random webpage and I was in sheer panic
for like two minutes thinking that witty was gone and there was
no more witty and my life was ruined forever and everything I had
ever dreamed of was down the drain it was gone everything was
gone my hopes dreams everything like do you even
realize
omg doesn't even
mean "oh my God" anymore, it just means
omg
"I have no followers"
said the popular girl with 64375603 followers
sometimes I wonder how I got so funny but then I remember I'm the
only one who finds me funny
Me: I'm gonna watch some TV
Mom: I'm gonna vacuum every square inch of this house
Mom: I'm gonna vacuum every square inch of this house
Me: *Does 10
crunches*
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: So this is how I die
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: So this is how I die