audreyann

Status: Zero.
Joined: August 22, 2010
Last Seen: 4 years
user id: 121920
Location: the feckin moon lad
Gender: F



Je t'aime un petit peu.
Audrey. 16. Boarding school. Ultimate Frisbee. "Life is about creating yourself."
My best friend Jesse wrote this for me on a bad week.
I read it when things feel hopeless:

what jesse wrote me

Has it ever occurred to you that you could change your life right this second if you really wanted to?  You could stand up and yell at your teacher if you wanted to. You could place yourself in a life or death situation if you wanted. You could even take that risk and just spontaneously and passionately kiss the one you really love by surprise. You could change the entire outcome of our lives, and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are, why won’t we take those chances?
 
I don't fight with stupid people on the internet so if you're going to leave a sassy comment on my profile, I will most likely not give one single . Ladies & gents, I have had much worse than you.
 

Quotes by audreyann

i forgot boys were supposed to be nice and cute and pay for stuff until i went on a double date
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I was sitting in a dark, crowded room watching “The Real World” with some friends and then it ended and I stood up not realizing my laptop was halfway out of my bag and it slipped and fell on this girl’s head (she’s quite popular) and she was like “AAAHHOOOWWW WHAT THE HELL” and all I could was stand there and keep saying “I’m really sorry” and “I’ll get you ice if you want” and I’m so humiliated omg
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me: sometimes i talk to myself
me: omg same!
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funny

Me: Sloths are appearing all over Tumblr now.

Mom: What?

Me: Sloths.

Mom: What?

Me: SLOTHS.

Mom: Spell it for me.

Me: S-l-o-t-h-s.

Mom: Sloths? What is a sloth?

Me: *laughing* You don’t know what a sloth is? Look it up.

Mom: Okay. *a few seconds later* Oh, you mean a Folivora. See, I know it by it’s scientific name. And it’s higher classification name is a Pilosa.

Me: You’re getting this right from Google, aren’t you?

Mom: *laughing* Alright, if I could get into college so can you.
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lol





My mom today: 
"Audrey, it's snowing."
"Audrey, there's a blizzard."
"Audrey, there is a blizzard outside. It's on every channel."
I didn't even have to look out the window once.




 
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Yesterday my friends from home invited me to go skiing with them because they knew I was coming home from boarding school. They just texted me saying they already went without me. Cool. See you again in the summer. Unless you already made plans idk.





 
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everybody judges me for liking this one boy
& i know i should ignore them
but how am i supposed to do that when i'm in between my
best friends and my crush?




 
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are you a magician because abracadayum




 
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I'm feeling an 80's movie marathon this weekend



 
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inspirational
"who are you,
really?

you are not a name
or a height, or a weight
or a gender
you are not an age
and you are not where you
are from

you are your favorite books
and the songs stuck in your head
you are your thoughts
and what you eat for breakfast
on saturday mornings

you are a thousand things
but everyone choses
to see the million things
you are not

you are not
where you are from
you are
where you're going
and i'd like to go there
too"

-mk
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poems