catchmeAdam

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Joined: November 30, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 5
user id: 137176
Location: Barrington, NJ
Gender: F

Quotes by catchmeAdam

your lips on my lips,
that's a merry merry christmas.   

 


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I have a feeling  that the day the world is supposed to end, that people are just all of a sudden going to actually start slipping on banana peels. I've never once seen it actually happen, but the apocalypse is just going to be lots of banana peels on the ground that people are going to slip on and crack their skulls open and die.

Bananapocalpyse.
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it's just really hard 
to talk when you want to kill yourself.


 


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nothing is really lost until
mom can't find it..


 
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me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create
the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever.
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grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE

me: no thanks grandma

grandma: HERE'S YOUR APPLE
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mom:  what do you want for christmas?
me:  band merch
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mom:  why can't you be a normal girl and wear dresses
me:  no
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mom:  okay. do you want kellin or the mexican guys
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me:  i'll just go on witty for a few minutes before bed
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me:  wait
me:  is that the sun
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