cecegoesrawr123

Status: Hello Sweetie
Joined: January 20, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
user id: 347112
Location: The T.A.R.D.I.S
Gender: F
Helooooooo 
 
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cecegoesrawr123's Favorite Quotes

How to attract the common white girl:

- Sit in a circle of uggs

- Pour Starbucks all over yourself

 -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud

- Sit and wait
213 27 Eli22b Eli22b
imnotbeingracistok



Brother: Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a mattress store and fell asleep on the floor. 
Other Brother: Yo momma so fat, when she walks in high heels, she strikes oil. 
Mom: Yo momma so stupid, she got pregnant four times and didn't put any of them up for adoption 



162 1 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny


Things I hate
- Asking people for their phone numbers
- Using public bathrooms
- When my chloroform doesn't work
- When it's too hot to do anything


 
14 2 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny


At Home
Me: Please, I'm fabulous. 
At School
Me: Does this pencil make me look fat? 


27 0 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
school

Me: I can smell the back to school in the air. 
Mom: What? 
Me: Tears, pain, agony... death.
Me: Oh wait, that last one was your cooking. 

23 1 CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
funny
*puts it in the microwave* ...45 seconds later... *pulls out plate and looks at the phone* "This isn't my burrito..."
27 1 Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
famous
Me: I need to make a card for my friend but I don't know what to draw on it.
Friend: Draw a flower.
Me: It's for a guy.
Friend: Draw a manly flower.
Me: Hahahah what? How?
Friend: Add a moustache.
BEST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER.
103 2 Breeze Breeze
birthday
Him: I bet you blog about me a lot.
Me: What?
Him: I say cool things. I bet you post about me on tumblr and whatever else you use.
Me: You're way too cocky for your own good.
Him: Are you kidding? I'm like, internet gold.
 

37 2 Chris* Chris*
itsfunnybecauseido
Sometimes you just need a good hug.
from Channing Tatum.
While he is shirtless.
29 4 HopeNope HopeNope
funny

I don't care if Miley Cyrus has changed.
    I respect her. Do you want to know why?
     "People that judge me or say that I'm crazy,
    they don't know half of the stuff that their
kids are doing." That is why I respect her.

People change. She changed, respect it or don't.
 
55 0 Maicy Rasmus* Maicy Rasmus*
mileycyrus
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