Joined: December 5, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 247308
hey i never thought that i would do this,but i'm leaving witty. don't miss me too much :) - Sara

chocomickey14's Favorite Quotes

Don't call me fake.
I may act like I'm happy, but I'm not fake. Just hiding. If I showed anybody the real me, they'd run. They'd wonder how someone could be this way.
Don't call me fake.
I'm just hiding.
This quote does not exist.

Cheerios = Donut seeds
Just let that sink in.

Person: Did you join this site with the intention of becoming Witty famous?
Me: Look at my username. It has a freaking underscore and numbers in it. Do you think I came here with the intention of getting more than 10 followers?

"I'm sorry" and "My bad" mean
the same thing- unless you're at a funeral.


at my school think im ‘witty famous,’ so this one girl slapped me with a banana and said “haha now you make a quote about me :)”



f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

why not?
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my profile that I will never forget.
Girls, pass this on and see who the nicest guy is on Witty. See what guy can actually write a paragraph that will surprise you.
Not mine. I'm just curious.

I'm not the only kid who grew up this way,
surrounded by people who used to say that rhyme about sticks and stones,
as if broken bones hurt more than the names we got called.
And we got called them all,
so we grew up believing no one would ever fall in love with us,
that we’d be lonely forever,
that we’d never meet someone to make us feel like the sun was something they built for us in their tool shed.
So broken heart strings bled the blues as we tried to empty ourselves,
so we would feel nothing.
Don’t tell me that hurts less than a broken bone,
that an ingrown life is something surgeons can cut away,
that there’s no way for it to metastasize.


I honestly wouldn't have a problem with One Direction if their fans didn't get so defensive about jokes.

And you know, if they were original.
my mom: so you had the time to have all your friends over Friday night, but you didn't have the time to study for the math test that you failed?
me: that's precisely it. thanks for understanding!