Status: changed my profile woot woot
Joined: October 17, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 335075
Location: the land where i can fart freely and not get judged
Gender: F


 HEy there, this is my profile :)
You can call me cray cray bah nah nuh if you want to be hipstah
i like going to the beach, hanging out with my friends, singing, & playing piano
i'm not as on as i used to be, but feel free to leave a comment & i will be sure to reply :)

Quotes by crazybananas

i never ever thought i'd like you this much.

and i never planned to have you on my mind this often.


nipple is a bad word.
say "sensitive chest raisin" instead

- f is for friends who do stuff without you
                 -- u is for uninvited
                                       --- c if for clinging onto hope that you won't keep getting forgotten
                                                              ---- k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

                     one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off,
                     my entire family went bowling and forgot about me

person: are you athletic?

me: i run

person: oh cool!

me: *whispers* a blog

*again, these are not mine

we'll we'll we'll if it isn't autocorrect

i'm hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom
and no one thought to tell me so i was just doing my naked thing after my shower
and then i was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet
and i don't know how long i have to be here i don't have snacks or anything
update: i found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% i feel like bear grylls

don't you have clothes in your closet

*got this from tumblr*
what if hot sauce doesn't wanna be called hot sauce 
what if it wants to be called beautiful sauce
i dont know why my feelings get more fragile each and every day

words do hurt


I'm not going to be continuing this story anymore.
First off, I haven't been on a lot, so I have obviously lost readers of this story.
Second, I just really don't feel like writing this anymore.
It's starting to be a pain in the buttocks, so I will be starting a new story.



words do hurt

Chapter 17
Maria's P.O.V.

 Crud, why did "Carter" have to ask Christina on a date?
I asked her out, just to get her hopes up, and also to see how she was into him, but there was one problem that didn't seem to matter to me for a couple of minutes.
Where was I going to find the guy that "Carter" had for his profile pictures that I found on Google Images?
"How's your conversation with Christina? Did she confess her lame love for Carter?" Tiffany teased as she walked in, waiting for me to reply something back.
"Haha, yeah, she's such a loser." I said weakly, managing to get a fake chuckle out.
I don't know why I was doing this, Christina was still my friend.
But if I ditched Tiffany, she would ruin my reputation at school, and I don't want to be those outcasts.
"You don't sound very confident." Tiffany commented, raising an eyebrow at me.
"W-what do y-you mean?" I stuttered.
I was never good at lying under pressure, I feel as if a million eyes on me.
"Cut the cr/p Maria, what did you say to Christina? Did you tell her that we're the Carter guy she has a crush on?" she spat.
"No, of course not!"
"Then spill it." she warned, getting furious.
"Carter may have a date with Christina." I said softly, flinching, as if she was going to hit me.
But she didn't, instead, she just sat on her bed, as if she's seen a ghost.
"You idiot, how are we going to have a guy that's willingly going to go on a date with her!" she exclaimed.
"I really don't know, I'm sorry." I muttered.
Tiffany may have given me popularity, but sometimes, she can overreact and be super annoying.
"Ugh, have you seen her? She's like an awkward potato!" Tiffany snarled, pacing around.
She then slammed her hand onto the oak table that her father had surprisingly carved out for her, and I'm quite shocked that her hand didn't start turning red. "I've worked so hard on this, I spent hours talking to her online as Carter! Do you know how boring she is to talk to?"
That wasn't completely the truth; I mostly talked to Christina as Carter every day.
Plus, I've actually enjoyed my time talking to her; it was like our old friendship, if I remember it correctly.
"What are you going to do?" I asked.
"What I always do. Fix the sh/t that you always cause so I can have my revenge."

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*Based on the movie, Cyberbully*