Status: *screams because of exams*
Joined: July 1, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 313703
Location: Florida
Gender: F
Em loves you.
Here since 2012, sorry for the cringe

Quotes by emilygm*

jfc is anyone still here
hi, witty!
i missed you.
Working In A Library #1
Me: "Hi, would you like to sign up for our summer reading program?"
Customer: *blatantly sees me, stares at me, walks awAY*
Me: Well, f_ck you too!

I go to seek a great perhaps...

What a wonderful
caricature of


I was at lunch a few weeks ago, and I was sitting with my friend, and these sixth graders (sitting diagonally from us at another table) were being really loud and annoying. At one point, one of the sixth grade boys laughed at the top of his lungs, like "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" so my friend just turned around and went "HAHAHAHASHUTTHEFUCKUP." It worked.
*sigh* I don't know where you guys live, but I'm in Florida, and someone in the neighborhood next to mine just set off fireworks at 5:30 PM... for Thanksgiving...
his smile
his eyes
his voice
his laugh
his warmth
his existence
I didn't say a name, but someone popped into your head.
Phil's channel trailer: Get Your Phil of Amazing
Me: Omfg the point is to persuade people that your channel is cool, not that you're a middle-aged dad stuck in the 90's and in denial about life.
"Its a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
~Phil Lester