emilygm*

Status: *screams because of exams*
Joined: July 1, 2012
Last Seen: 2 years
user id: 313703
Location: Florida
Gender: F
Em loves you.
Here since 2012, sorry for the cringe

Quotes by emilygm*

"Oh, sweet Jesus
on a stick!"


 


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3 0 emilygm* emilygm*
lol
but yoU GUYS
The Halloween thingy on Witty is so adorable asdfghjkl; 
it's like little ghosts and bats, and awe <3 <3 <3

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
9 0 emilygm* emilygm*
cute
I don't understand how people approach their crush.
I don't even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup at McDonald's.
77 2 emilygm* emilygm*
lol
If you guys think you're bad at life,
I put Febreze in my hair this morning.
In my hair.
31 0 emilygm* emilygm*
omg
I just wasted,
ten seconds of your lifeeeeee.
4 0 emilygm* emilygm*
lookitup
What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
A salt with a deadly weapon.
10 0 emilygm* emilygm*
salt
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
8 2 emilygm* emilygm*
lol
*Puts a quarter in my ear*
...I'm listening to 50 cent.
7 0 emilygm* emilygm*
joke
Can we please stop with all the really horrible puns here on Witty?
I have to say, it's getting really punnoying.
7 0 emilygm* emilygm*
joke
"If you fall, I'll be there."
                                                                                 ~Floor
8 0 emilygm* emilygm*
lol
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