danceoff101

Status:
Joined: March 10, 2012
Last Seen: 4 years
Birthday: July 26
user id: 282576
Location: outer space jealous?
Gender: F

Hey my stalkers!  My name is Danielle. I am 14 years old. I blow my candles out on July 26th. I love softball, singing, acting, and writing. But most of all being sarcastic and writing quotes.
The most faves I have ever gotten on a quote is: http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/6036706

I also love all of my followers

 

 

Quotes by danceoff101

I forgot how much I loved this site....
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Life Is Like Chutes And Ladders. Some Days Things Can't Be Going Better. But Then Other Days You Just Have To Go Back 5 Fricken Spaces.
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Walk a mile in my shoes. If you tried you would run. You'd get blisters, you'd trip and you'd fall. Do you still think being me is all it seems to be?
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When your friend starts coughing and your screaming "Don't Die On Me Man!"
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Friend: "How do I know I can trust you?"
Me: "Well I like big butts."
Friend: "Oh.....?"
Me: "They say that people that like big butts can not lie."
Friend: "Okay then..."

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Imagine If...
On your next math test you stumbled across a question that said: A landshark+ a landshark=...
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Being sick and staying at home:
My mom: Don't just watch tv and go on the computer because your sick. Do homework.
I don't think she understands I'm on my computer everyday sick or not.
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I just started watching Dance Moms love it
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I saw a picture that had a creepy girl's face on it and it said repost this or the next time you go to the bathroom you will see this girl. It took all my strength to not comment

 

"Whoa where did you find my twin"

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Weather reporters: Can say anything and effect so many people. And still get paid even if they are completely wrong. Woah sounds like the hardest job ever -_-
(no offense to anyone)

 

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