elprado01

Today,
I saw the Hunger Games. Me and my best friend saw a  man crying when Rue died. We asked him if he's okay. He replied with,
 "This is what happend to my daughter, but with a bullet"

 ♥

So, apparently,  people have invented

-A golf club you can pee in

-A breast-feeding baby doll

-A disembodied arm pillow

-A house for a cat box

……. Society, You’re scaring me

“I want to be an exterminator when I grow up.

I like to kill the worms

I like to kill grasshoppers

I like to kill the bees

Uhhhh… I like to kill Justin Bieber

-5 year old ~ Toddlers & Tiaras

I. Love. This . Kid

Admit it

We all thought “Poop Deck” meant something different when we were little
♥ 

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

How I wonder what you are

As I make a wish on you

I dearly hope that it comes true

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

How I wonder what you are

My wish to you is that I can  be

Some girl other than me

Twinkle Twinkle Little star

How I wonder what you are

Danielle:  J Hey look, Its my boyfiend, Liam

Elenaor:  J Hey look, Its my boyfriend, Louis

Me:  Ü  OMG OMG OMG!!! THE ONE DIRECTION POSTER IS MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH ME!! WE ARE SOO GETTING MARRIED!!!

Pssst, I have a secret,
You're beautiful


 

nmf

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