finding_nemo

Status: Witty has pictures? Screaming. What.
Joined: February 22, 2012
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user id: 276903
Gender: F




Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?






 
 

Quotes by finding_nemo



In school I'm the quiet girl.
I don't really talk to anyone other than my 2 best friends and everyone knows that.  So, last year in Global, I made a joke and like 2 people laughed.  Everyone one else was like "Was that Kristen?"  "Did she just say that?"  "Did she mean to say that out loud?"  & yeah after that I didn't make anymore jokes, I didn't want to freak anyone out by showing them I have a sense of humor or something.
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Me when I was 12: Hears the word pen.is- *giggles*
12 year olds now: Hears the word pen.is- *doesn't giggle*
12 year olds now:  *chokes because there's one in her mouth*
 
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I was in a radioshack with my brother while snapchatting my friend
& I thought I'd just take a picture of the cashier while he was cashing us out because, I don't know I was bored.  it was going great until the flash went off
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it's gotten to the point where

where we don't even send texts to each other.
we just send emojis

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Everyone's got a sob story
>> >> >> >> >>  Don't let yours be your whole story    << << << << <<
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My older brother named the snail in my fishtank Turbo.
He went to the movies and saw that in July there's a movie coming out about a snail named Turbo.  He got upset becuase he came up with the name first and he brought home a poster from work advertising the movie to show me

The part I'm confused about is how he got the poster from work when he works at an auto repair shop.
 
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years into days
days into hours
hours into minutes
minutes into moments

moments into possibility




-David Lethian, The Realm of Possibility

 
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*Driving in the car with my brother*
brother: Do I want to kill us?
me: what?
brother:
brother:  Eh, f.ck it
brother: *pulls out his phone and starts texting while driving*
 
At least he considered the consequences.
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Concerts are beautiful
Everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the band/ musician. The roar of the crowd when the performer takes the stage is priceless, the sound of all the fans belting their hearts out along with the singer is wonderous, watching everyone jump or wave their arms at the same time is extraoridinary.  Whether it's at a screamo concert where everyone's moshing or a pop concert where everyone's dancing around or a orchestra concert where everyone's sitting and peacefully listening, everyone's there for the same reason: to enjoy the music.
I don't know man, I just think concerts are beautiful
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BravoSierra's format
 
Happy Father's Day
To the Moms
To the grandmas
To the grandpas
To the uncles
To the brothers
To the sisters
To the neighbors
To everyone who is there for the kids with a sh.tty dad
or the kids without a dad at all.
Thank you.
 

 
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