finding_nemo
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Joined: February 22, 2012
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I don't know about you,
but I don't want to die without any scars.
but I don't want to die without any scars.
*at lunch*
me: I'm feeling social today.
me: Which is weird since I'm the quiet girl that sits in the back of the class and doesn't say anything
friend: No you're the girl wiho always has her middle finger.
friend: Saying 'f.ck you. I hate everyone'
friend: I'm going to get you a shirt that says "I hate everyone" on the front
other friend: And f*ck you on the back.
me: Can you please
me: I'm feeling social today.
me: Which is weird since I'm the quiet girl that sits in the back of the class and doesn't say anything
friend: No you're the girl wiho always has her middle finger.
friend: Saying 'f.ck you. I hate everyone'
friend: I'm going to get you a shirt that says "I hate everyone" on the front
other friend: And f*ck you on the back.
me: Can you please
I've
never had someone describe me so
well.
“When someone won't let you in, eventually you
stop knocking.”
― Ransom Riggs,
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
― Ransom Riggs,
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
“...slow
and drunk is no match for fast and scared
sh*tless.”
-Ransom
Riggs,
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
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jimmy365
*on vacation with
my friends*
random guys: Do you guys burn?
Me: We did the first day we went to the beach.
My friends:
Me:
Me: Wait you didn't mean sunburn, did you?
random guys: Do you guys burn?
Me: We did the first day we went to the beach.
My friends:
Me:
Me: Wait you didn't mean sunburn, did you?
As you can
imagine I turned as red as a sunburned
tomato
*My brother's friend got another tattoo*
Me: Now you can't give blood.
brother's friend: I know that's why I got it.
brother's friend: I hate needles.
Can we just let
this sink in?
"No."
-Rosa Parks
-Rosa Parks
Welcome to
Witty Profiles.
In other words, you're accepted into this dysfunctional family
In other words, you're accepted into this dysfunctional family
Leonardo's Mona Lisa
is just a thousand thousand
smears of paint
Michelangelo's David
is just a million hits
with a hammer
We're all of us
a million bits
put together in the right way
-Diary,
Chuck Palahniuk
is just a thousand thousand
smears of paint
Michelangelo's David
is just a million hits
with a hammer
We're all of us
a million bits
put together in the right way
-Diary,
Chuck Palahniuk
my
brother's friend has a tattoo on his
back;
So it's only logical that when he sees my mom and little brother in the grocery store,
that he takes off his shirt to show them.
(It's a family tree, if any of you were wondering.)
So it's only logical that when he sees my mom and little brother in the grocery store,
that he takes off his shirt to show them.
(It's a family tree, if any of you were wondering.)