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I'm back to make you laugh.
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November 18, 2012
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Out of your league. Nah, I'm really not.
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When I was little, I thought that Jesus was a chicken strip
because in one Christmas song it said he was tender and mild. You
know what else is tender and mild? A chicken
strip.
In my high school English class we read a story about this woman who
killed her husband with a frozen lamb leg and then while she was
waiting for the cops to come she cooked it and then fed it to
them so the murder weapon was gone. I aspire to be that
woman.