Status: read and go to new places
Joined: December 8, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 27
user id: 248341
Gender: F
Hey! My names Hannah! I love to read all the time and write stories! You can always find me either on the computer, watching sappy romantic movies or listening to The Fray. I also play softball and love to be in plays. I am really energetic and I love to make new friends so talk to me! I joined witty to find inspiration and to laugh! Hopefully I can make you smile! Follow my best friend allie0605 shes the best!

Quotes by goofball527

                 normal snack: grapes

 my snack: grapes, apples, pretzels, chips, muffin,                                           popcorn, cake, cupcake    


f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5  |  f u n n i e s

How to write a Nicolas Sparks book:
- Takes place in North Carolina
- Have a women meet the man in a cute way
- He is everything a girl would ever want in a guy
- A problem comes along (distance, cancer, time)
- Forces them to break up but they get back together
- But in the end the problem still is there affecting them
- Have a sad, emotional but happy in its own way ending

Sit back and watch as it becomes a "#1 Bestseller" and a "now to be a motion picture movie" with the cover being the girl and guy in an almost kissing position with a beautiful background

Today we were talking 
about songs and I said
I like "Fix you" and The Fray
and this snotty senior girl said
"those are really depressing songs"
well now you know how i feel
I would never fart on someone's bed... thats gross

I would fart on their TEDDY BEAR!!

"If your from Africa, why are you white?"
"Oh my God Karen, you cant just ask people why their white! "

plot twist: fetch happens


"A friend is a gift you give yourself" ~ My  Bookmark


Cannot be defined by a definition. It is defined by a feeling.


BravoSierra's format

So you fave it so it can have 69.... oh your little dirty mind :P

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