Hey Wittians, if you're reading this It's obviously
because you've just clicked on this girls username,
which of course leads to her profile. You probably and
most likely don't know anything about her, and you just
came here to explore her quotes and what not. But stop
what you're doing, just for a second, and follow her. Why?
You won't regret it, trust me. Because this girl, Jordan, is
amazing, like I'm not even kidding she is Jesus (long story)
lol, she can make you laugh at the roughest times and
has the best all-nighters (since you probably don't sleep
a lot) (I can read minds) Truthfully I can't even explain what
me and Jordan are, we aren't friends, were not bestfriends,
we're simply just something much greater than that. Like
you have no idea. YOU.HAVE.NO.F*CKING.IDEA- okay
sorry, but, yeah Jordan and I have been friends for a while
now, and through out the time I've known her I can safely say
that my friendship with her is one of the greatest I've ever
had. And I have NO IDEA what I would do without her <3
Love you girl c: SO FOLLOW HER OR DIE YOU PEASENTS
^LOL love you so much Erica!!! (aka, Butterbear) <3^
So I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself, eh? OKAY WELL FIRST OF ALL I NEED TO GET THIS OFF MY CHEST OKAY- I LOVEEEE KARIM!!! <3 (arewefamousnow on youtube) I wanna marry him okay anyways
So my name is Jordan Flagg. I am a somewhat new Muslim (I took my Shahadah on May 30th of this year). I am still trying to be accepted into my family, but it will all be worth it in the end! I love Karim (oh wait I already said that oops) and I also love Adam Levine so yeah. Also on YouTUbe I love PewDiePie, DawahAddict, Chestersee, Victorvictorkim, and many many many more (AND OMFG DON'T FORGET AREWEFAMOUSNOW OMFG okay sorry) I am a dancer (tap and hip-hop, along with a little breakdancing lol) and I love music. I actually play the Oboe, although it's hard for me to find time to practice anymore lol. As a career I would be interested in becoming a dance instructor/choreographer, or working with reptiles (i love snakes, I even have pet Carpet Python named Mamba). I dunno what else to type! Lol. Feel free to ask me questions, or talk to me anytime (I don't bite, LOL)
Thanks for visiting my profile! Follow me maybe? Haha :P. I hope to see you here and elsewhere on WittyProfiles soon! Have a good day, Inshallah <3
Oh my gosh i know! This is so ridiculous, I can't even handle the world right now.
Someone who was accused of murdering their own daughter (but was freed for some stupid reason) is now pregnant.
YAY *she said with heavy sarcasm*
<3
I actually know ShiningForever in person and she hasn't talked to me in over 2 weeks all of a sudden, so I don't know what happened. :/ But no I haven't heard that she left witty
I am definitely going to. (sorry i replied so late, i didn't see this before)! I'm just not sure how long i will have to wait to do so... maybe when I move out. Because let's just say my dad is a and hateful person .-.
:o that's awesome Jordan! c: Wish I could've been there with you guys :'c but my mom yelled at me and I ended up being stripped of the computer v.v but tonight I can ^.^
Lol it's okay(: And I might be able to tonight but I might not because I don't have my laptop and I am kind of sick. But we should plan something on a specific date to do it again so I can be sure I can make it ^-^
Thank you gorgeous!
Well I grew up in a Christian family, and everyone in my family is Christian. My family is not very religious however, they just call themselves Christians, you know? To be completely honest I have been going through a somewhat difficult time, I have been struggling with certain things such as self-harm. I felt like I needed something more, a connection with God to help me. And so I started looking into different religions, and Islam stood out to me. Upon talking to a couple Muslim friends on here, and doing my research and reading the Qur'an, I decided that Islam was for me and that it was what I needed in my life <3
Sorry if that was long, haha(:
MashAllah darling! That's honestly beautiful! I understand what you mean, I was born Muslim but I didn't practice for a long time. My older sister is my absolute inspiration. She wears the Hijab and reads Qur'an everyday, and never misses a prayer. She taught me that God is always there for you. I guess I never really took that into consideration but, same as you, I've struggled through self harm and am getting better and stronger with each day that passes because of my love for Allah. Allah is honestly the only path I've found that makes me feel pure and happy inside. I'm honestly about to cry; I cannot express my happiness that you found Allah and are so dear to Him. You're amazing. I've read and finished the Qur'an 3 times in the standard Arabic, even though I'm not Arabic and any time you have any questions or concerns I'm always here. When you make Dua (praying to Allah) and you really need His help/advice, pray in the rain. The prophet Muhammed (PBUH) made Dua while it was raining and found it made his prayers come true. I'm so happy you're a Muslimah now, and if you ever have any questions don't hesitate to comment me. InshAllah you'll find happiness in Islam.
Awh thank you so much my dear <3 That's amazing as well. I appreciate that you care and I appreciate that you are willing to help me <3 I love making new Muslimah friends even if it is online, because unfortunately there aren't many where I live. But MashAllah I have found Islam and my life is already better. Thank you for the advice <3 And thats amazing that you have read and finished it 3 times! That's an inspiration to me <3 Allah bless you my love(:
You're absolutely welcome. beautiful. This may be a hard journey for you, but it's a beautiful path and I hope nothing bad comes your way. You're so amazing, Allah will be pleased with you InshAllah.
That means a lot, it really does <3 What you have said has made my day a whole lot better :D Thank you so much dear, you are absolutely amazing. You are so beautiful, both inside and out(:
NOW.I.WANT.POTATO'S OKAY SOOO yesterday I was in line to get lunch with my friends and we were all talking and everything, they were serving mashed potato's and gravy and JORDAN I SWEAR I WAS SO PREPARED TO EAT THAT. RIGHT?!? like I was starving and all I wanted was to eat some. So, this boy cuts infront of me and idgaf because I do it all the time too, okay so he gets HIS poato's, then the lunch lady goes,"Okay, those were the very last mashed potato's, ENJOY! :D" I F.UCKING DIED OMG. and my friends got to hear me rant about it c:
Someone who was accused of murdering their own daughter (but was freed for some stupid reason) is now pregnant.
YAY *she said with heavy sarcasm*
Whoever started that rumor is a f/ucking idiot. Omg.
omg
*brain explodes*
*BOOM*
Did you hear that?
That was the sound of my head exploding.
WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE
NOOOOOO
I actually know ShiningForever in person and she hasn't talked to me in over 2 weeks all of a sudden, so I don't know what happened. :/ But no I haven't heard that she left witty
15 years old(:
Lol..my virtual praying xD
yaayyy!
You're really religious i see :3
Lol,wish i could be that religious xD
Yay :3
Haha I try to be! I forget to pray sometimes and stuff BUT NO ONE IS PERFECT ALRIGHT.
Lololol XD
but like..im LAZY to do it..
bad deeds :'[
Allah bless you, beautiful!
Thank you my dear!
Well I grew up in a Christian family, and everyone in my family is Christian. My family is not very religious however, they just call themselves Christians, you know? To be completely honest I have been going through a somewhat difficult time, I have been struggling with certain things such as self-harm. I felt like I needed something more, a connection with God to help me. And so I started looking into different religions, and Islam stood out to me. Upon talking to a couple Muslim friends on here, and doing my research and reading the Qur'an, I decided that Islam was for me and that it was what I needed in my life <3
Sorry if that was long, haha(: