heyshea812

Status: yeahhhh
Joined: August 8, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: August 12
user id: 119778
Location: my house
Gender: F

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if you had a nintendo ds and you

didn't colour the whole pictochat

screen black, then most likely you

weren't a normal child.

~luke reeve~

 


491 34 SecondThoughts SecondThoughts
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So if never is short for 'not ever'

And blush is short for 'blood rush'

Does that mean studying is short for 'student dying'


 
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Has it ever occurred to you
that you could change your life
right this second if you really wanted to?

You could stand up and yell
at your teacher if you wanted to,
you could place yourself
in a life or death situation if you wanted,
you could even take that risk
and just spontaneously and passionately
kiss the one you really love by surprise.

You could change the entire outcome of our lives,
and if our lives are really as bad as we say they are,
why won’t we take those chances?

553 14 ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
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Today a guy in my class told us that he's gay and wanted everyone to know because that's who he is.
My teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should do it now...
And this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down.

We aren't allowed to share personal things in class anymore.

*tumblr*
 
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Dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp, metal instruments*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss
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FUN PARTY TRICK:
put skittles and m&m's in the same bowl and wait for someone to grab a handful.



 
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I think its time to shave my legs
"MOTHER, FETCH THE LAWN MOWER"
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                 normal person:  sings lyrics

                 me:  sings lyrics
                        sings backup vocals
                        sings guitar riffs
                        air-drums entire song
                        headbangs





 

 
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"It's not that cold out!" Said the P.E teacher with a coat on

"It's just drizzling!" Said the P.E teach with an umbrella

"Running for 20 minutes isn't that bad!" Said the P.E teacher sitting in a chair

"You've got to stay healthy!" Said the P.E teacher that is over-weight

"Being on your period is no excuse!" Said the P.E teacher with no unterus.




NMQ
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Hurricane Katrina
   Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrasing. I don't even...whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I'd rate Irene a 3, she'd be like, "Why am I rated me so low?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, "Sandy, I can't invite you, because you're category 1." I mean I couldn't have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she's destoying the entire East Coast. 
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