jazzyspazzy

There needs to be a witty profiles camp...only girls, and have cabins and stuff for the summer, you pay to get in, and hang with a bunch of girls. cabin mates would be decided by what category you tend to quote about, like break-up, love, depression ect. And everyone can talk, vent, and make new friends they can relate to. Is there any way I can get this to a witty god (or whatever head master,) so they can take it into consideration and maybe happen. Fav if you think its a good idea. The more favs maybe a better chance of it happening.. :) ♥ it can happen if we believe. Keep reposting if you want, get the word around the witty world. :)

Okay for the first time ever, im going to vent.Here it goes...
So for my whole life, I've never known how to swim.  I've been put in multiple lessons when I was little and multiple lessons now, but I'm still too scared to learn how.  Everytime I think about it, I always get really sad.  That's the only thing wrong with my life right now.  So my mom put me and my brother in swimming lessons (for the millionth time) , which starts in 10 days.  Every day, I think about it, and think about how to try to avoid it.  But then another part of me tells me to stop avoiding it and man up and just learn how to swim.  Every time this happens and every time i think up a strategy to make it easier for me to learn.  But every time I go to the pool, I just start getting more and more scared and I end up chickening out.  I really want to know how to swim, but I'm just scared that I'm going to drown.  And another problem is that my lessons are on Thursday nights at the rec center when a lot of people at my school go there to hang out.  And i'm afraid they're going to see me and tease me when they see me at school.  I don't know what to do.  Everyone is always going to waterparks and im just sitting there like "i wish i knew how to swim so i could go to all these waterparks and have fun."  But I'm probably never going to learn because im too chicken.

Good girls
are bad girls
that haven't been caught.

                                     I'd feel safer
                                          if I actually k n e w how to swim

What do you look for in a guy?

Okay, so I'm writing a song (well, trying to write a song haha) and I need your help!  It's about what kind of guy a typical girl would want.  What qualities would he have?  Please comment on what you look for in a guy...if you can, try to rhyme it like a song lyric.  Thanks so much!!

Definition of
The Holidays:
An excuse to eat as much as you want

FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO KNOW

ONE DIRECTION

Some people are saying that the 1D quotes should stop and some are saying that it doesn't matter.  Well here's the deal:
YOU'RE BOTH RIGHT.

The 1D quotes ARE getting a little out of hand guys...but that doesn't mean you have to stop them completely.  If you see a 1D quote and really like it, you don't have to make the exact same one.  And the One Direction facts are okay once in a while...but not the same ones over and over again.
And for those of you that don't like them because they're changing witty?  I agree.  But it doesn't mean people have to stop faving the quotes.  They're faving them because they like them.  It's just when someone needs advice, we need to be there for them.  That's what witty is all about. :)




Wow that last line was really corny haha

I live next to a street called
PRIMROSE

"Society...what have you become?"
"I miss the days when I didn't care what other people thought of me...Society sucks."
Well guess what?
You ARE society.
And you shouldn't care what anyone thinks of you.  If you really missed those times, you would go back to those times.  Screw the people who make fun of you, they're just jealous cause they don't have their inner child anymore.
DO WHAT YOU WANT
And maybe someday you can change society :)

Put yourself
in the music
the moment
you want it
you better never let it go
you only get one shot
DO NOT
miss your chance to blow
this opportunity comes OnCe In A LiFeTiMe
GO.

-Eminem