josephxX

Status: 2fab4u
Joined: May 27, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: April 8
user id: 303096
Location: somewhere.
Gender: F
hi. Imagine this is a really fabulous bio and that my page has an even more fabulous layout and I've spent time trying to make all my quotes look good.

josephxX's Favorite Quotes

 
Darling,
I'm a nightmare
Dressed like
a daydream .




Shoutout to librarians

oh sorry







i have like 64 different laughs
all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us



 

Girls on their period period 
Uterus:Oh, so, no baby?
Uterus:Okay
Girl:No -
Uterus:SDUFGYADFUIFSDHUFDSH
Me:FCK FCK FCK 
Va.gina:*unleashes red sea*
Pad:I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries:Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Cramps:Howdy
Junk Food:Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate:No me
Acne:Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad:CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Va.gina:I can do better, hold up
Va.gina:*Niagara Falls*
Pad:You still missed.
Lower Back:Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Ovaries:WSIUDIUFASJDFHADSU
Cramps:*sings the Ave Maria* Uterus:USAHDFIADSHFUFUGUJADIUEWRFHSJKKKKKKKSAJFXXZXCZJ Girl:*dead*
What a beautiful day for murder
 
Today in science
we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident


What if quotes could have a background image?

 


are you math?
because i don't understand you.