juju5068

Status: When in doubt, Glitter it out
Joined: July 8, 2009
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: July 2
user id: 82189
Location: P Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
Gender: F






Quotes by juju5068

Birthday's Then...
 
YAY PRESENTS!!!



 
Birthday's Now....
 
YAY NOTIFICATIONS!!!
 


 
 
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Restarting The Whole Song...




Because you missed your favorite part
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Charging your phone for 5 minutes
before you leave...
 


because you think it will make a difference.
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Admit It #3

When you were little you thought a "serial" killer was someone who murdered cereal
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Admit It #2

At one point in your life, you have stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended to be pregnant
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Admit It #1

Once you hate someone,everything they do becomes offensive
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*conversation with a teacher*



Teacher:"Have you completed you're homework?"
Me: "Have you graded my test?"
Teacher: "I have other students test to grade"
Me: "I have other teachers homework to do"
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher *walks away*
Me:OWNED!
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So I Have Made Myself a Witty
Bucket List

1.) Is to get a quote with 300+ favs
2.) Too find a Witty BFF
3.) To get 200+ followers
 
I know none of this will probs happen but its nice to have goals. Hopefully one day it will :D
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If laughing were a sport,

 

id be a professional

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When a guy smells nice,


He is automatically way more attractive.
 

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