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mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop

called "Monsters Ink."



 

i wish i could be a youtuber but

1)too awkward 
2)don’t have a nice camera 
3)not attractive enough 
4)not interesting enough 
5)not creative in any way

 here is a list of some of the worst things ever:
- getting your period on your birthday
- getting your period at christmas
- getting your period at the start of the summer break
- getting your period when you've got something planned
- getting your period on weekends
- getting your period

*20 years from now*

"You're denying it, so it must be true!"
No, I'm denying it because it's motherf.cking false.

making a joke

in front of a ton of people
and having them all crack up
is one if the most beautiful feelings
you’ll ever feel.
Don’t deny it.
 

THE EARTH





WITHOUT 'ART'






IS JUST 'EH'.

Format by Breeze

let us have a moment of silence

Oh, you got a 97 on a test and your upset about it?
here, use my 56 to dry your tears.

I hate being tickled.
I do NOT think it is cute, I do NOT think it is funny.
I will kick you in the f//cking face.