kawaiineko

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Joined: January 19, 2012
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Quotes by kawaiineko

boy: girls are so weird
girl: why do say that?
boy: they can be happy and sad at the same time
girl: well I know something that could make you happy and mad at the same time.
boy: what?
girl: yours is bigger than your friend's........
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That @$$ person

that whispers "YESSS" everytime they get an answer right


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B-I-T-C-H
being 
in 
total
control(of)
him
or
beautiful
individual 
that
causes
hardons
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"Watch This!"

something said right before someone does something amazingly stupid

hey peter watch this!
*jumps off the roof with an umbrella and breaks both legs*

                                    urbandictionary

 


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Pumba: uhh, timon? were you just digging in your nose?
Timon: nooooo, it was itching..............from the inside.
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Teacher: okay class, take out your homework
Me: WE HAD HOMEWORK?!?!?
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Mean girls quote #3

Janice: what's that smell?
cady: Regina let me borrow some purfume.
Janice: you smell like a baby prostitute.


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Did you just fart?!?
                                                                                         nooo I can burp out of my A$$
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Mean girls quote #2

karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain. 
cady: Really? That's amazing. 
karen: Well... they can tell when it's raining. 


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