lillybeth7

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Joined: September 26, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: February 7
user id: 332214
Location: pennsylvania
Gender: F
im Elizabeth
im 18
 i like photography
     im a volunteer firefighter
             Meow

Quotes by lillybeth7

  The more attractive you are, the more awkward I am.
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(p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln I just foiled your plan..
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you're weird
I like you
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Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.  
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Me: "Why am I still single?" Brain: "You're weird." Body: "And you're fat." Face: "Plus you're ugly." Food: "But I'm here for you."
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"Pssst! Hey Patrick?" "What?" "I thought of something funnier than 24" "What?" "25"
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Girl: Truth or dare?
Boy: Dare.
Girl: I dare you to love me.
Boy: No babe, that`s truth. ♥
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The trickiest tongue twister in the English is apparently ``Sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick``.
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Being such a good cook that even the fire alarm cheers you on.
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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