lillybeth7

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

If guns kill people, then pencils misspell words, vehicles make you drive drunk, spoons make people fat, and matches cause arson.

No I don't get jealous when I see my exes with another women, my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the unfortunate.

Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English

The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle.

That awkward moment when you don`t have any friends in your class and the teacher says, "Find a partner!"

Zack and Cody graduated, Andy gave away his toys, Hannah told her secret, Phil went back to the future. My childhood is officially over.