love_will_find_youuu

you know the fanfic is going downhill when

A) zayn says rollercoaster of life every other sentence

B) carrots

C) they call eyes 'orbs'

D) niall either gets drunk all the time or acts like a starving child from africa

E) liam...wait wheres liam?

I so remember when I was 7 and had a boyfriend on club penguin 
but then disaster struck
I saw him talking to another penguin 
i was like icey007 who is that ugly pink beyotch
and he said you both look the same. so basically you called yourself ugly.
he ran off with that North Pole tramp and I never saw 
my icey007 again
*tear slides down penguin cheek*

Me Shaving:
Me: lalala my legs will be sexy and smooth
Me: *cuts little cut in knee*
Me: MOM I DONT WANT TO WORRY YOU BUT I AM SLOWLY BLEEDING OUT AND DO NOT CALL THE PARAMEDICS CUZ IM NAKED!
My Brother: why cant i have a normal family

basically how i handle my crushes
Him: hey
Me: hey
Him: *says something rude about 1D*
Me: thats it were over!
Him: we were going out?
Me: not anymore mister!

Watching Twilight at Home Alone
Me: *shoves Oreos into my mouth* WHY CAN'T I HAVE A LOVE LIKE THAT?
*looks down at my sweatpants*
Me: oh yeah.

me and my best friend were at publix today
and does any one know who the janoskians are?
well i saw this HOT guy who look just like Luke Brooks
so naturally i had a cough attack so he would look at us
and my best friends just like
"MY FRIEND THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE LUKE BROOKS AND THAT YOUR HOT"