lovelyblackdeath

Status: CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Joined: November 24, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 339814
Location: boston, MA
Gender: F
Hello 
My name is Aspen
I am into music, acting, and zombie prepardness.
My favourite flowers are Red Poppys
that is all:)

Hacks!!!:D
 
Hey guys so its reelstepdancer (lizzie) and dis is mahh best fwend right here, shes awesome and has a lot fabuouss things to say to all you earthlings ;)...AAHHH!! constant vigilencce!!!!! hahah. alright den, that is alllllllllll mmmkaay byyeeee!!

lovelyblackdeath's Favorite Quotes

Am I the only one who thinks the

Pringles guy and Monopoly guy

are related?
16 0 jstallons jstallons
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My friend Jillian just texted me this: 

I like my men how i like my tea thrown in the boston harbor.
I like my men like I like my wine. Twelve years old and locked in a basement.
I like my men how I like my meat ground up and in the freezer
I like my men how I like my books bound in leather
I like my men how I like my homework spread all over the table one on top of the other
8 0 roseth0rn roseth0rn
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BIGGEST LIE 

OF MANKIND:
"I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions.."
12 0 manhattanight manhattanight
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"I couldn’t repair your brakes,

so I made your horn louder,

that'll be $500." --Worlds Best

Mechanic lol
6 0 lndsyreicks lndsyreicks
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Cucumbers are 96% water, I can walk on cucumbers, Jesus can walk on water. 
Therefore, I am 96% Jesus.
9 3 roseth0rn roseth0rn
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I DON'T SAY "NO" TO DRUGS

I say "no thank you", because I wasn't raised in

a fuccking barn like some of you hoodlums.
 

16 0 Maddyhj Maddyhj
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Everyone's either in a relationship or in love
and im just like 'I like that tree...That's a nice tree...'
7 0 sophla1999 sophla1999
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The awkward moment when you are

at your friend's house, and

their parents start screaming at them

and you're just like...Thats a nice looking wall there..
9 0 CoraLeAjaa CoraLeAjaa
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