madigbach

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Joined: December 8, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 248454
Gender: F
I'm Madi <3
18, proud mommy of Logan Alexander 
UNT Class of 2018
I be chillin' in the great state of Texas. 
hahaha. :P
I love life and everything in it.
HMU. <3

madigbach's Favorite Quotes






 
I text back embarrasingly fast or three hours later.

there is no in between.









 
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 how do i stop growing up this isn't fun anymore  










 
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this kid that sits next to me in math class said to me today, “you’re my favorite person at this table because u don’t talk to anyone and u just sit there” and I said ” I don’t know how to respond to that” and he replied with “that’s because u don’t talk”
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I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
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some people
come into our lives and leave
footprints on our hearts. Other people
come into our lives and
make us want to leave footprints
all over their face.

 


 

 





 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 
yall know
yall know just what i mean
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         friend:  what does witty even mean
       
         me:  witty means family. and family means
                nobody gets left behind. or forgotten.
         
         friend:  that's actually kind of touching

         other friend:  that's actually kind of gay

         me:  that's also what witty means






 

 
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i put the hot in

psychotic







 
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Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else
Normal guy: I really want to kiss you
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow
Normal guy: Let's cuddle
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms
Normal guy: I want to hug you
Ed Sheeran: I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms
Normal guy: She's a cr-ck wh-re pr-stitute
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely
Ed Sheeran: lately I've been waking up alone paint splattered teardrops on my shirt
Normal guy: gonna get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol
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Me: ~sees cat outside my door~
Me: ~picks up cat and puts her on my bed~
Me: So, how're you baby boo? ~pets cat~
Cat: ~immediately jumps off bed and runs out of the room~





REJECTED


 






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when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
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