maggiemay157

Status: You're young. You're supposed to be out making bad decisions and learning.
Joined: July 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 190042
Gender: F

My name's Maggie and I'm here to educate you silly little folks about the world. 
Feel free to say Hi. 

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wanna know what i want to see?
i wanna see a really cool disney princess who can't sing. i wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing "happy birthday." and none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn't sing. but halfway through the movie, she figures out - she can rap like hell.



 
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Going back to school after a long break is like
when you pause a video-game to go to the toilet and
when you come back you forget how intense and
chaotic everything was and
when you unpause it all your enemies
collectively punch
you in the face.
 
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my milkshakes bring all the boys
to the yard and they're like wow your friend is hot is she single



 
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i hate it when you are having a
bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fck over yourself.



 
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if you can pin me down in
bed and hold my hand at dinner than you basically meet my standards



 
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i'm the nicest rudest person you'll ever meet.
i dont give a fck about anything but at the same time i care about a lot. i hate people but i develop crushes easily, i hate myself but at the same time i am completely fabulous.



 
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girls are typically more flexible than
guys because of the weird a.ss body positions we contort ourselves into so we can shave our fcking legs



 
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i can't believe this,
i thought that what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you're a "waiter" and you're just "doing your job"



 
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last year this kid had some water
damage on his math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked how it had gotten wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said "from my tears."



 
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weight should be like virginity.
once you lose it you can never get it back.



 
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