Status: Hi Wittians!!!
Joined: February 1, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: May 17
user id: 269737
Location: District 12, Panem
Gender: F

Quotes by mariahg99

Don't you hate it when someone pretends to be your friend just to get information for another friend that you arent friends with anymore? I know this barely makes sense, but its happening to me and its horrible
my brother: what are teeth made of?
me: teeth
All you have to do is say 4 words and I'm yours

"Hi I'm Josh Hutcherson"
*in school last week*
me: how many people are coming for international day?
friend 1: you mean from our country group?
me: yeah who from our group is coming?
friend 2: derf
friend 1: what?
me: i see what you did there
friend 2: you do?
friend 1: i dont get it
friend 2: its the # from icarly
me: between 5 and 6
friend 1: oh my gosh how did i not remember this?!?!
having an extra snapback hanging from you belt loop because wearing one isn't enough
me: *has pencil
in side pocket of backpack at school*
friend1: why do you have a pencil on the side of your backpack?
me: because i'm too lazy to open my backpack when i need a pencil
friend2: you should move it
me: why??
friend2: because it could detriorate over time
me: yeah, because my plastic pencil is gonna deteriorate
friend2: i donno some part of it could
me: is part of it paper or something?
friend2: it could be. i dont know. is it?
friend2: good
friend1: what is wrong with you? why am i friends with you people?
me: because we're just that amazing
friend1: oh i see. that must be why
What is a better nickname for my name, Mariah. It's between Mari and Riah. I know it's a random question, but please comment which one you like better.
Let's play a game!
I will comment on this quote saying the first line of a song,
Then somebody will comment the next line,
And so on.
Let's try to finish a whole song, then somebody new will start a new one.

hey wittians. my frined has been in love with this guy for 2 years. he doesn't like her back, he is a total jerk to her, and he ignores her all the time. she asked me to help her come up with ways of getting over him. i thought of a few but i cant think of any more. any ideas?
Ever since I was a young boy, I played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton, I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him in any amusement hall.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.