Best Friend: OMG! I have a
boyfriend.
Slµt: My boifwiend
is perfect.
Random Girl: 3/22/12. Taken
by the best guy
ever.
Other Random Girl: People call
him my boyfriend, I call him my best
friend.
People in the Hallway: *Kiss, hug,
tickles, hold hands.*
Me: I have a pet
unicorn, his name is
Fred.